The cat’s in the stairs and the silver spoon. Little cat cat and the cat on the cat.
Rien à dire
Well excuse me, Judge Reinhold.
Oct 12
Puppy!!!
Sep 28
Look At These Fucking Archaeologists
Apparently Williamsburg fashion circa 2009 comes straight out of the Badlands circa Jurassic Park. Note the sunglasses, plaids, high-waisted denim jeans, messenger bag, and the mullet haircut on the dude in the back. Even the guy working the dino ultrasound is sporting one of those Gestapo-style buzzed-on-the-side-parted-on-the-top haircuts that tall hipsters in my neighborhood like wearing.
Apr 24
Hi guys, I am starting a new Tumblr-cum-bookdeal called BIRDS THAT LOOK LIKE DOCTORS. I am really excited to publish this book but so far I can only find this one picture. Please help me by sending me submissions! I don’t have email set up right now so just print them out and mail them to my house, thanks.
Mar 06
Mumma, puppa, bring my shit drawing to life
Some People Like Cheese Too Much
Casu marzu is considered toxic when the maggots in the cheese have died. Because of this, only cheese in which the maggots are still alive is eaten. When the cheese has fermented enough, it is cut into thin strips and spread on moistened Sardinian flatbread (pane carasau), to be served with a strong red wine.[6][7] Casu marzu is believed to be an aphrodisiac by local Sardinians.[1] Because the larvae in the cheese can launch themselves for distances up to 15 centimetres (6 in) when disturbed,[5][8] diners hold their hands above the sandwich to prevent the maggots from leaping into their eyes.[3] Those who do not wish to eat live maggots place the cheese in a sealed paper bag. The maggots, starved for oxygen, writhe and jump in the bag, creating a “pitter-patter” sound. When the sounds subside, the maggots are dead and the cheese can be eaten.[9]
-BB
Someone should tell Sardinia that NOT EATING CHEESE is occasionally an option.
really sad photo-hunt
it’s like erotic photo hunt, but for crying.
round 1-
1. he brought his doll/friend/doll to the restaurant
2. no one is sitting on the other side of that table
3. wallet chain
3. that glass is half-empty, not half-full
4. they brought him the check before he ate his ice cream
5. it’s his birthday
6.
we all lost this round, guys.
[thanks to edith for helping me get through this.]
Mar 05
The old crew was campi am going to practice making the face that maya rudolph is making in this photo ANTM style so i can make it all the time.
Jan 07
No one knows it, but:
If you open up Lil’ Wayne, there’s a littler Wayne inside. And if you open up that one, a yet smaller Wayne appears. And inside of him? That I cannot tell you, for I am entrusted with his secret.
Jan 02
Dear Hollywood,
You can stop making movies now. There’s no improving on perfection.
P.S. By that same token, you can SUPERSTOP making title graphics now. Three-dimensional fire fonts the end.
